mallory, 24, college graduate with a theatre degree, trying to be a functional adult

cuteness overload,

aristocraticfox:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

what the fuck are cats

jessidork:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Handwritten Post Day TMI

• 1: Write your URL in some writing that you thought were super cool when you were younger. Eg, bubble letters, digital clock letters, letters with lots of embellishments, or letters with smiley faces in them.
• 2: Write a list of all the countries or states you’ve been to. Write a comment on each of them. Or some, if you can’t be bothered.
• 3: List your top three statistical Tumblr crushes and draw their icons.
• 4: Draw a selfie.
• 5: Name three things you like about yourself.
• 6: Do you like the climate you live in? What do you like about it or what would you change?
• 7: What is your current mood? Write and/or draw.
• 8: Can you tie a bow-tie? A regular tie? If yes, how and when did you learn?
• 9: Pick something from your immediate surroundings and tell the story behind the item.
• 10: The last time you noticed you’d put a piece of clothing on incorrectly, i.e. backwards/inside out/etc?
• 11: What is a typical breakfast for you?
• 12: How do you take your favorite coffee? Eg strong or weak? Black or with cream/milk and/or sugar/sweetener? Filter, espresso, French press or instant? Hot or iced? Regular or decaf? None of the above?
• 13: Describe your favorite food. Who makes it?
• 14: List 5 movies that you love.
• 15: What is a wanky memory from Tumblr that still makes you blush?
• 16: What brought you to Tumblr?
• 17: Have you had any real Tumblr crushes? If you want to keep your mystery, answer with a drawing.
• 18: Do you prefer to text or call your friends?
• 19: Write an autograph version of your URL.
• 20: Pick up the nearest printed material in your first language and copy out a random paragraph.

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

• use a red lipstick covering the outlines
• pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
• pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
• use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.

VIDEO TUTORIAL:

http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

this can also be useful for any theatre peeps out there,ps- glamoflauge concealer is totally titz!,

the sandlot,fave childhood movie,

sugarblaster:

BABIESSSS

cuteness overload,

Good god, why am I watching this dumbass movie?! Th trailer for Adopting Terror definitely made this movie look a lot better than it is. These two people are too stupid to have a child! Sean Astin, why did you sell out and work on this dumbass movie?!

adopting terror,

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

no one else knew this,why did i know this when i was little,

Am I the only person who is absolutely not excited for this new Much Ado About Nothing movie? It looks horrible! The acting seems forced, and after hearing Nathan Fillion’s comments about not understanding Shakespeare makes me think that Joss Whedon doesn’t even know what’s being said. Also, if you’re going to do Shakespeare, do it right and do it on stage. And this all really frustrates me because Much Ado is one of my favorite Shakespeare plays.

much ado about nothing,joss whedon,