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a severe case of the fuck its
mallory. 25. semi-functional adult. my blog predominantly consists of The Holy Trinity of Youtube (Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, and Hannah Hart). OUAT/Captain Swan, Grey's Anatomy, and Harry Potter also make appearances...as well as things that I just find funny. my ask is always open. i may not give the best advice, but i'm a pretty good listener. (not my gif)
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proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

holy-trinity5ever:

Just two classy mother fuckers dinning on a beach
#HeyUSA

holy-trinity5ever:

Just two classy mother fuckers dinning on a beach

#HeyUSA

What's so bad about periods

Anonymous

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

chesterhelbig:

PLANE LADY: The Epic Saga

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

holy-trinity-batman:

"Watch out for Mama Pig cause she will come and jump along side the boat."

holy-trinity-batman:

"Watch out for Mama Pig cause she will come and jump along side the boat."

fennecfox17:

"I love you and I love your burps."

Sisterly love on My Drunk Kitchen.

http://youtu.be/IH8Jv_vMh_s